10WarthogMatt Weber: September 27, 2013 | 74,573 views
The Lion King would have you believe that warthogs are cuddly, gassy little scamps. This is a lie. Not only is it terrifying to behold visually, it is also an excellent runner and jumper. Now you can imagine this guy launching himself at your face as you walk out the front door.
This fringe primate looks like it would gnaw through your skin, probably injecting you with some kind of paralytic poison so you can’t move as it feasts on your internal organs. All that was later found of the person holding the aye-aye in this picture was his skin and bones. Okay, not really, but you believed it for a second. That’s what matters here.